12. I'm in eighth grade and not sure where I'm going for high school yet.
Legit the worst misuse of a word ever. We don't register. We fucking go to school about five days earlier to "get a lay of the school", even though legit nothing changes.
Also, I got the freaking worst teacher ever, meanest person in the world, but I'm not gonna say her name. Not her real one, so let's call her Ms. Narx. Give you a good view of her reputation at school. Ms. Narx is notoriously mean.
But you know darlings, I am a musical Alexander Hamilton. Luckily, I got the only teacher obsessed with Hamilton as my History teacher. Gonna call her Ms. Jackson. For lack of a better term, she is going to be a reference every freaking time you see her.If you get why, GOD BLESS YOU! If you don't, shame. Just kidding! 😆 But legit go look at the original casts last names and you'll see why. So! She is my favorite because of that connection to Hamilton. And, may I remind you, I am not a history buff. In fact, I almost failed out of history last year. So this year is a godsend, the one topic I know about with the one teacher who gets the freaking point of my love. Because, guys, in case you didn't know, I'm reading the FREAKING BIOGRAPHY of Alexander Hamilton, A HISTORY BOOK, mind you, over the SUMMER. That is the epitome of my love, so don't ever try to call me a hater or fake because I will legit challenge you to a motherfucking duel.
Anywho! I know my school is the suckiest school on the planet, because, five days until school starts, their math teacher position isn't filled. We lost Mr. Bean last year (pseudonym, in case you were wondering) and the graduating class last year said he was pretty legit. So kinda upset, but kinda not.
I have Orchestra because they freaking decided to combine yearbook with a god damned leadership class. No fucking way am I taking a leadership class just to make the yearbook. Wish they had drama, but the teacher left before I got here. Would have given Jamie a run for her money. (another pseudonym, cause I'm not about to get sued over here) My PE teacher seems fun except for the fact that he keeps track of your laps for you. The only way I keep from looking like a complete dunce during mile tests is to skip like one or two. Please don't tell anyone. I got along fine back at my old school, but here, god the test feels so much longer. I guess it's because I don't have a running buddy anymore. My BFF Karla helped me survive, and it helped that most of my classmates were fucking out of shape like me. So both of us survived that. Kara and Laura don't go to my school, so no point in that. My small friend from school, let's call her Hermione. Hermione and I probably don't have PE together anymore. I'm pretty sure the second period PE class is eighth graders only. SO FUCK MY LIFE.
Anywho, I'ma head off and run or some shit.
~Nala signing off 💨
And that is not a fart emoji don't be a baby.
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